Monday, April 17, 2017

Time for a Break

So I initially advertised this as more of a travel or adventure blog and I can understand why you might feel disappointed by my subsequent posts. I am too.

The simple truth is that the weather has been unpredictable and shitty so far this season. This has led to 3 out of 4 road trips being cancelled because of high probabilities of rain outs.

I have tried to give you insight into other aspects of korean sports as some kind of reparations. This is fine but enough of them in a row have made this a bit too much of a sports geek's blog. Not what I promised nor delivered.

It was always planned that I would now take a break as I am moving home and have a vacation in the Philippines coming. So the blog will disappear for a few weeks.

Let me assure you that it will return and it will take the form of its intentions. I will write it when required instead of on a weekly deadline. It will be serialized to follow adventures. It will also include simple travel advice. There will be exotic food and plenty of booze filled misadventures.

Thanks for reading so far and I hope that you have learned or been entertained. For those who were disappointed, you can go fuck yourself! But seriously, please stuck with me!!! It will get better!

Monday, April 10, 2017

The Cheer King! - Now with added cheer!

So I noticed that my blog readership was increasing until last week. A 30% drop in hits. I must admit that this was a disappointment but not just for the obvious reason. Last week was my first positive post. Those of you who know me well, will know that I am usually a positive person but also an honest speaker. However, for my readers in some European countries that decided not to read last week's edition, there is a return to some of the bluster that you had become used to.



For many years I have heard fans of soccer teams in England or baseball teams in the USA complaining on stupid phone-in shows for the embittered and alcoholic that there is no atmosphere in any modern stadiums. Fans of teams even point out that their rivals are not making enough noise. My EPL team, Aston Villa, even chant "Shit support! Shit Support! Oh Lord Shit Support!" at any visiting away fans. The truth is, some are better than others but pretty much all are "Shit Support"! Indeed Aston Villa fans are as guilty as any other for turning a stadium into a library. I don't really blame the fans, (although they could do better) there are a few factors at play. Firstly, ticket price increases have frozen many real fans out or forced them to set apart from each other. Seats are filled by corporate types and tourists. Secondly, the teams don't really help stimulate any atmosphere. Leicester city revitalized the Walkers stadium by using a Korean cheering tool known as the clapper. Leicester home games became difficult environments for away teams and I am sure that the increase in noise contributed to their amazing Premier League title triumph. Now other teams are busting out the noise making clappers.

I think more needs to be done and that is where this chap with the drum comes in. His name is Kim Ju Il and put simply he is a legend. This man is hired by the team to rouse the fans. He writes the songs and chants and then leads the fans. He is a cheerleader. Now, previous suggestions of this idea to my British friends has led to mocking and complete disgust but I will continue to make the case.

Kim Ju Il in action!



Korean baseball is fun. Even non sports fans like going to games. The cheap beer, the friend chicken and the atmosphere make for a good day out even if you don't watch the game! You nearly always leave a stadium with new friends! A huge part of this atmosphere is down to these cheerleaders who work their asses off! Take them away and the atmosphere is relatively dead. Away teams innings in some stadiums can be like libraries. Home team support on days when cheerleaders don't attend can be terrible. National team games are like watching Manchester United.

The importance of these cheerleaders was recently underscored by the changes that have occurred at my team of choice. 3 years ago, the man with the drum, Kim Ju Il left 10 times champions KIA Tigers to join new start up Kt Wizz. Having had drunken misadventures with Ju Il, I have been able to ask him why he did this. He says that he wanted to a change and the chance to build a new fan base for a new team. Just to let you know, he remains a very passionate KIA fan. Since his departure, the KIA stage has been a bit of a revolving door.

Na Yoon Song came in and did a decent job but got arrested for basically ticket scalping.




His replacement, So Han Guk, to put it mildly, is killing the team. He has scrapped popular songs and bought in some real garbage. KIA once had the best fans in Korea, the noisiest for sure! Now, people look at each other confused by silly dances and songs that do nothing for the atmosphere. Done badly, the cheerleader can wreck the atmosphere. Done well? It is an addition that the Premier League should consider. I will even dare to say that Liverpool could even benefit from a real cheerleader. But So Han Guk can fuck off!

Think that these guys are all pretty boys? Just dancers? Think again! Yes, most of them can dance. Yes, most of them are agile and athletic. Yes, they enjoy singing. But soft pretty boys they are not! Try keep up with them, you'll be exhausted. They get serious air. They shout for hours at a time. They lead thousands. They are fitter than anybody you know. Some of them cover 3 games in a day. They all write the chants and can be very innovative. They can also slam a bottle of soju or chug a beer faster than anyone you know. I have been fortunate enough to drink with several of them and I know how much they care about their teams.

So who is the best?

Third Place: Han Jae Guan, Doosan Bears



I have had drunken disagreements but also hugs and laughs with Han Jae Guan of Doosan Bears. I mention this because I haven't always given him the credit that he deserves. He has put together a list of completely addictive cheer songs and energized masses of Doosan fans. He has been a real force in helping to build their fan base in recent years and so he has to make the top three. I don't usually admit it to his face but he has done a great job. So here it is, a matter of public record.



He is only beaten by 2 outstanding candidates.

Second: Cho Ji Hun, Lotte Giants



If you asked me to pick a winner a year ago, I would have chosen Cho Ji Hun of Lotte Giants as the winner. Many will choose him as their winner. In many ways, he is the most controversial of them all. He seems to get under the skin of fans of other teams but that is because he is good. Watch him whip up the Lotte fans and you have no doubt that he is a leader of people. A real character! However, he has always been with Lotte. Lotte have great fans. Maybe the best. It is hard to really prove that he is the best. But you know that you are good when the other team is desperately trying to shut you up! There will be some videos in my fan special that will blow your mind. All thanks to this guy!



So who is our winner? There is only one choice in my mind. 

1st Place: Kim Ju Il, Suwon kt Wizz

Kim Ju Il! This man can start a party at anywhere. He can make anybody dance. He can have songs sit in your brain for weeks on end. He can make anybody that I have ever met smile. The cheerleaders have an organization called the cheer kings. But this guy is the THE CHEER KING! He should be given the chance to work with an EPL team and try to bring cheering back to the UK! A great guy to boot!







Anyway, that is enough for this week. Youtube these guys to see more of the great atmospheres that they have created. The JoKBOL show has had to skip a week as 2 planned trips were cancelled due to rain. Our special with the Cheer King was cancelled because of this. Kim Ju Il will be with us for a show sometime later in the season.


Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Love From an Unlikely Source

You will have noticed that the first few of these blogs have had a negative tone. Nazis, Nexen and Holligans are three of the worst things in the world. Interestingly, the blog that compared Nexen to Nazis got a lot of hits in both Germany and Sweden looking at my statistics. Those punters will now be disappointed as I start to write about what became a bit of a love filled orgy in Incheon last weekend.

Just to point out, the actual name of the Incheon baseball stadium is: SK Happy Dream Park. Our experience was good but very real. Let's just say that the Jokbal campaign may have just taken off!

Many of you may have expected me to have written this blog about our opening day experience for Doosan v Hanhwa at Jamsil. Nothing to say. Relatively low key game in a stadium that we know well. Just know that ticket prices have increased about 20%, the Burger Kings are gone and so are most of the young, trendy, female fans. You will have also expected something about Daegu. We had planned to go to Samsung Lions Field for the opening KIA v Samsung series but the chance of rain was too high. So, in search of adventure, we decided to hit the Happy Dream Park.



I have been to the Happy Dream Park more than a few times. Pretty much every time as an away fan. I have always appreciated it's cleanliness, friendly staff, cheap beer, good views and its excellent food options. However, I have to say that overall the SK Wyverns are a team that I neither love nor hate. I am an SK Knights fan. I go quite regularly. But Wyverns are the team that I always forget about. Ask me to list the 10 Korean baseball teams and I'll easily roll off 9. The 10th will come but it will nearly always be SK. Ask any fans, "Which teams can make the post season?" and they will have a detailed discussion but SK will not really figure in it. Not because they aren't good enough, they are just always forgotten. Just to let you know, they have some of the best talent in the league. 

So I'd like to take back my comments comparing SK to rice cakes or pajeon or Kloud beer or any other distinctly forgettable or mediocre thing. I'm now pretty sure that if I wasn't already an avowed KIA fan or if I hadn't already drunkenly promised kt cheerleader Kim Ju Il that I would be "a bit of a" Wizz fan on several occasions then I might be thinking about pledging loyalty to the Wyverns.

I have to say that the day was looking a bit negative to begin with. I arrived feeling like utter garbage following an opening night drinking binge at Jamsil.  Then, we went to our seats, an old chap immediately rejected our Jokbal campaign by repeatedly shouting "No!" at us. Maybe he is auditioning to be an employee at the Dome??? This was followed by two "hooligans" (see previous blog) staring us down as they enjoyed their coffee and pastries. The two ladies then moved because they couldn't stand us. The feeling was mutual! 

But then... things changed! A lot!

Almost everybody else in the stadium was a legend. I mean literally hundreds of people adored us. We were like celebrities! All the people in the seats around us, talked to us with respect and they all seemed to get what the campaign was about. Make Baseball Fun Again! 



As you will see if you watch our JoKBOL show, people were lining up for photos, to shake hands and talk baseball. Men and women, boys and girls, young and old. The Wyverns fans were fully on board with the Jokbal guys! They even put our banners on their giant (and I don't use this lightly) screen, several times!  Once, they zoomed in on our faces and asked a question. "Did you enjoy SK?" Yes we did! 



For regular kbo fans, I have to tell you that the food options here have changed. Popeyes is gone, but newer, better, cheap options have arrived. So don't worry!



For newbies, you will love the Happy Dream Park. Besides what I have already mentioned, there is a fireworks display after each Saturday game and Pocha tents outside the stadium. 


Pocha is a kind of eating and and heavy drinking done at night. Fans mingled at them and drank into the night. I even met my girlfriend at one! Most stadiums had Pocha tents or picnic areas but have 1 by 1 removed them, but SK has kept them. The Happy Dream Park is better for that! I will write about this in more detail in a few weeks. 



SK also encourage their players to sign autographs and meet fans at the entrances!

To get there, try to avoid the subway and get a bus to Incheon Bus Terminal which is nearby. Just a tip. 

On a side note, as I think about next week's blog, a  couple of candidates for cheer song of the year were also found. I will also try to explain the green wig and it all relates to this chap on a hydraulic boat in the picture below. 


Happy Dream Time! Munhak Stadium Review